free bacon at Denny’s when you sign up for a coupon. You’ll get two free strips of bacon.
It says you have to share on Facebook, but it seems to work without sharing.
Bad day? Eat bacon. Boom, awesome day. Got dumped? Eat bacon. Boom, over it. Ruptured spleen from a skateboard kick flip ricochet? Eat bacon. Boom, cured.
So for the love of bacon, go on.